The answer to the mysteries

(Background singers start singing: "Do dum dum dum, de do dum dum.")

I'm so grateful to you because tonight it's become clear to me, tonight, the great mysteries have unravelled, and I've penetrated to the very core of things. And I have stumbled on the answer, and I'm not the sort of chap who would keep this to himself.

(Background singers keep singing: "Do dum dum dum, de do dum dum.")

Do you want to hear the answer? Are you truly hungry for the answer?

Then you're just the people I want to tell it to.

Because it's a rare thing to come upon this, and I'm going to let you in on it now. The answer to the mysteries:

Do dum dum dum, de do dum dum.

— Leonard Cohen, 'Live in London'